m8 in the army

I was walking down the street,and  a bird flew right in front of me.When I was in the army a  caboodle of people was in my way so I could not  slay   to the zombie. So now the zombie is still alive! Some other zombie is after me now . The zombie looks like a bloody person that has all colors of  torn clothes on him. "This is the wolf man talking to you people, so you better listen. THIS IS THE SCARIEST  ZOMBIE  I EVER SAW! PEOPLE YOU  HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HERE!'' Now the bird is back to give me bad luck and I have to tell  the zombie to get the bad luck bird out of here.You should know that this  is a blue jay. This Bird is like a black cat.If it looks at you it will give you bad luck. Don't look at the bad blue jay. Have you ever saw a blue jay? Well if you didn't  you do not want to see one  someone told me that those blue jays are Bab  luck. so do not run into one because if you do just say don't give me Bab luck. So when you join the army ask if they have any birds if to be specific ask if they have any blue jay.